November 2009
81 posts
It’s no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record...
– Nick Hornby, High Fidelity (via shakingthroughmyskull) (via caylamarie)
Mark that under: Who gives a f*ck.
mliaverage:
Today is my dad’s birthday. My great-grandma has trouble writing, so she had my aunt write my dad’s name so she could copy it into his birthday card. Instead of “Ross,” my aunt wrote another word for my grandma to copy. His birthday card reads “To Asshole- Love, Grandma.” MLIA.
12620.) I hate it when you stop texting me outta...
(via blogsecret)
Boys never grow up
Kenneth: How about that song, chin up cheer up?
Me: Fabulous, I love everything Ryan Adams does
Kenneth: Me too
Kenneth: Including Mandy Moore
Kenneth: Booyah.
I would kill to go to Camp Crystal Lake this weekend!
mliaverage:
Today, I filled out a satisfaction survey for the Geek Squad. The final question? “Should our uniform include a cape?” I think we all know the answer to that. MLIA
36 rules of life
kathleendieu:
somethingintellectual:
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.
3. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.
4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
5. If you must choose between two...
caetiecakes
Thanks for following me!
Yeah I'm no good at this.
notinfrontoftheklingons:
I suck at all things regarding personal relationships.
Me too!
Well,
Why is it that every time I start up a conversation with a semi-attractive woman, I feel like I’m Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber saying, “Big Gulps, huh? ” giant pause “Well, See-ya latter.” I think I’ve lost my ability to have conversations. I’m not completely worthless. I do have a track record—- married for 9 years. So, why is it so hard for me...
She’s beautiful and inspiring!
Dear brokenandwhole and caylamarie,
Thank you for post such beautiful pictures of amzingly beautiful women (inclunding your own). But Gooood God! I’m starting to think you have better tase in women than I do.
Anyway koodohs!
lookingunderrocks
Coversation about popcorn
Avery: What are you eating?
Me: a little bit of some popcorn
Avery: Why just a little bit, are you allergic?
Me: Ha, no, do you think I should be eating a lot of popcorn since I'm not allergic?
Avery: No, I'll eat it. I'm not allergic to popcorn, just milk.
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